Why Did the Chicken Write a Blog?

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ARNAB GOSWAMI:
Can you tell this, on this channel, right in front of all of us: why can’t the chicken write a blog? The nation wants to know.

RAHUL GANDHI:
The chicken has written the biggest blog since Independence and is now running away from debate. If it allows me to post a comment, there will be an earthquake.

VLADIMIR PUTIN:
To ask the chicken why it blogs is up to God, but to send it to Him is up to me.

DONALD TRUMP:
Chicken is not going to write a blog anymore without consequences. Not going to happen.

WINSTON CHURCHILL: The chicken is an incorrigible blogger. Google may ignore it, readers may deplore it, but in the end, there it is.

STEPHEN HAWKING:
Without the chicken, neither you nor I would blog about a black hole.

STEPHEN KING:
Because bloggers are real, and chickens are real too. They live inside laptops, and sometimes, they whine.

PAULO COELHO:
Whenever a chicken blogs, a part of the Internet blogs too. Everything the chicken felt, experienced and said melts into the sunset.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE:
Chickens at some time are bloggers of their fates:
The fault, dear Theresa, is not in our iPads,
But in the cerebrums, that are dwindling.

CHARLES DICKENS:
It was one of those chicken blogs where the comments rain hard and the traffic soars: but only in the dreams, and trances of the afternoon.

P. B. SHELLEY:
The bugle of Bloggery! O Wind,
If the frog croaks, can Chicken be far behind?

SAMUEL BECKETT:
Chicken flaps, nobody comments, nobody likes, it’s awful!

ROBERT FROST:
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere eggs and eggs hence:
Two chickens blogged in a wood, and I—
I ate the one less caramelized.

PABLO NERUDA:
What does it matter that the chicken is a blogger.
The Facebook is shattered and she is not my friend.

T. S. ELIOT:
In the web chickens drum and ping
Blogging on Xi Jinping.

EARNEST HEMINGWAY:
To cry for footfalls. Till the end.

46 comments

      1. I dare not speak too much, as I actually know the truth of the chicken and the blog. It is possibly something to do with why the Chinese are about to start the Year of the Rooster…

  1. Hmm…:)
    Great idea. And interesting and well done too.

    I think I’ll come by this post, again. It needs a few readings. 😀

    Have a good week, USP. 🙂

      1. hahaha thank you —and here’s wishing you and all fellow Indians A Happy Republic Day —–गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाये

  2. This is so ingenious, Umashankar! Your satire here is pure brilliance. I like them all and you really captured Trump and Putin perfectly. My favorites are Coelho, Dickens, Shelley, Hemingway, and Frost. I laughed out loud reading “Two chickens blogged in a wood, and I—I ate the one less caramelized.” Well done! 🙂

    1. Trump and Putin sound perfect because I have barely tweaked their true utterances. 🙂 I am glad the lines of the luminaries too ring true. Thanks a ton, Madilyn!

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